Subject: Humor: What if God had voice mail? Date: Fri, 19 Jun 1998 00:01:57 +0000 To: "Hebraic Heritage Newsgroup"<heb_roots_chr@geocities.com>
From: Tom Holeman To: heb_roots_chr@geocities.com Subject: What if God had voice mai? WHAT IF GOD HAD VOICE MAIL? We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern life. But you may have wondered, What if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing this..."Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for requests. Press 2 for thanksgiving. Press 3 for complaints. Press 4 for all other inquiries." What if God used the familiar excuse..."All the angels are helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line. Your call will be answered in the order it was received." Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call on God in prayer? "If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 1. For Michael, press 2. For a directory of other angels, press 3. If you 'd like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you're on hold, press 4. To find out if a loved one has been assigned to heaven, enter his or her social security number. For reservations at My Father's House, press the letters J-O-H-N and then 3-1-6. For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, and where Noah's ark is, please wait until you arrive here." "Our computers show that you have already called once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow." "This office is closed for the weekend. Please call again on Monday after 9:00 A.M." But, praise God for the truth of Hebrew 4:14-16: "Seeing then that we have a great high priest that is passed into the heavens, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold fast our profession. For we have not an high priest which cannot be touched with the feelings of our infirminities; but was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin. Let us therefore come boldly into the throne of grace that we may obtain mercy and find grace in help in time of need" No, God does not have voice mail. We have direct communications with the Lord of glory to find help in our time of need! ************************************************************************