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From: heb_roots_chr@mail.geocities.com Sent: Thursday, July 10, 1997 2:19 AM To: Hebraic Heritage Newsgroup Subject: Re: Bible Study Bloopers From: john bathchelor Subject: Bible Study Bloopers To: heb_roots_chr@geocities.com Dear Eddie .... I came to Jesus last October after a 30 year walk on the dark side , but am now saved ... my two sons , ages 15 and 17 are slowly accepting that I have committed myself to Jesus Christ and daily studying of the word. As my oldest son is a very successful cartoonist I wish to encourage this talent in a manner that might bring him to read and understand the word. That is why I have titled my subject as I did . Many times in the past 10 months during our reading of scriptures we have made the oh so hilarious blunders , the wrong word here or there . As Bart has such a tremendous sense of humor I was wondering if your readers could e-mail their bloopers and an explanation of same that Bart might produce them in a humorous ( but very respectful) book form for publication through your ministry . As you can see i am a gentile , though most of my study and reading have been on Messianic web-sites .. as I feel compelled to understand from your point of view . Please let me know if you feel comfortable with this idea .. thank you ... in Jesus Christ john bathchelor ---------- From: heb_roots_chr@mail.geocities.com Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 1997 2:14 AM To: Hebraic Heritage Newsgroup Subject: Re: Bible Study Bloopers From: "John V. Cordaro" To: heb_roots_chr@geocities.com Subject: Re: Bible Study Bloopers > > From: john bathchelor > Subject: Bible Study Bloopers > To: heb_roots_chr@geocities.com > > Dear Eddie .... > > I came to Jesus last October after a 30 year walk on the dark side , but am now saved ... my two sons , ages 15 and 17 are slowly > accepting that I have committed myself to Jesus Christ and daily studying of the word. > As my oldest son is a very successful cartoonist I wish to encourage this talent in a manner that might bring him to read and understand > the word . That is why I have titled my subject as I did . Many times in the past 10 months during our reading of scriptures we have > made the oh so hilarious blunders, the wrong word here or there. As Bart has such a tremendous sense of humor I was wondering > if your readers could e-mail their bloopers and an explanation of same that Bart might produce them in a humorous ( but very > respectful) book form for publication through your ministry . As you can see i am a gentile , though most of my study and reading have been > on Messianic web-sites .. as I feel compelled to understand from your point of view . Please let me > know if you feel comfortable with this idea .. > > thank you ... in Jesus Christ > > john bathchelor Greetings, The following are bloopers that actually appeared in church bulletins. They appeared in the latest edition of "Petah Tikvah" and where submitted by Dr. Paul Holman. Enjoy! * This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. * Tuesday at 4 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, please come early. * Wednesday, Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor. * Thursday at 5 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All those wishing to be Little Mothers, please meet the minister in his study. * This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Miss Jones to lay an egg on the altar. * On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet, please come forward and get a piece of paper. * The Ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon. * A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow. * Don't let worry kill you - let the church help. * Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. * Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. * For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. * This morning we are happy to announce the birth of David Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. * The evening sermon will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. Shalom, John Cordaro **********************************************************************
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