From: 	 heb_roots_chr@mail.geocities.com
Sent: 	 Wednesday, September 24, 1997 12:12 AM
To: 	 Hebraic Heritage Newsgroup
Subject: Joke: The Pope and the Jews II



To:            heb_roots_chr@geocities.com
From:          Lars-Toralf Storstrand 
Subject:       Joke: The Pope and the Jews II

This one is equally good:

One day, Bibi Netanyahu sent a letter to the pope asking him for a game 
of golf to settle the eternal question, who was G-ds chosen.
The pope didn't know how to play golf, and called the entire Holy See
together to find someone who did. None of the cardinals could, and 
they were scratching their heads to see what could be done.
Finally after long hours one of the cardinals suggested that the ordain
Jack Nicklaus to be a Cardinal - and that he could play the game. As
thought - so done, and the accepted the challenge from Bibi.

The game started, and well you guessed right, the Vatican 
came in second.

Second?? The Pope Growled Jack Nicklaus came in 
second to Netanyahu??

No, said the cardinal in lead: Second to rabbi Woods

Lars-Toralf Storstrand

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