From: 	 heb_roots_chr@mail.geocities.com
Sent: 	 Tuesday, October 28, 1997 1:03 AM
To: 	 Hebraic Heritage Newsgroup
Subject: Abraham and the RAM



From:          Debbie Lockledge 
Subject:       A little Humor


>
>Hey folks, 
>
>Thought you might enjoy the following joke:
>
>    And it came to pass after these things that God did test Avraham.
>And God said to him "Avraham!"
>
>     And Avraham replied "Hineni - here I am."
>
>     And God said, "Take your computer, your old computer, your 486; and
>install upon it an operating system, a new operating system, Windows 95,
>which I shall show you."
>
>     And Avraham rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass. He
>loaded his computer, his old 486 computer, on the ass. And he took two
>of his young men with him and Yitzchak his son. And he rose up and went
>to the place where God had told him, there to find Windows 95.
>
>     Then, on the third day, Avraham lifted his eyes and saw Windows 95
>from afar.
>
>     And Avraham said to his young men, "Stay here with the ass; I and
>the lad will go yonder and load Windows 95 on our 486, and come again
>to you."
>
>     So Avraham took his old 486 computer and laid it on Yitzchak, his
>son.  And they went both of them together.
>
>     And Yitzchak spoke to Avraham his father and said, "My father."
>
>     And Avraham replied, "Hineni - Here I am my son."
>
>     And Yitzchak said, "Windows 95 requires far more memory than your
>486 has. How will it possibly run on your machine?"
>
>     And Avraham looked at his son, his only son, whom he loved; and he
>shook his head slowly.  In perfect faith and with unswerving trust
>and belief in the Almighty, he said, "Fear not Yitzchak my son . . . .
>God will provide the RAM."
>
>

Deborah L. Lockledge '82
Academic Advisor
Biomedical Engineering Program
Texas A&M University

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