From: 	 heb_roots_chr@mail.geocities.com
Sent: 	 Wednesday, November 19, 1997 12:43 AM
To: 	 Hebraic Heritage Newsgroup
Subject: More Humor

From:          Jim Snyder
To:            <heb_roots_chr@geocities.com>
Subject:       Re: Meeting Peter at the Pearly Gates

Here is a joke I heard at Lake Tahoe California at the Feast of 
Tabernacles this year.  

A very very rich man realized he was nearing death.  He was upset that he 
could not take his wealth with him, and started praying each day and night 
to take his wealth with him.  

An angel appears unto him and tells him, "Sorry, you can't take it with you." 
He implores the angel to speak with G-d, and bend the rule this one time.  

He continues to pray and finally the angel reappears, and says G-d, has decided
to make this one exception, he will let you take one suitcase with you.  

The man gets his largest suitcase and fills it with gold bars, and places it
along side his bed.  

He dies and shows up at the pearly gates.  St. Peter says hold on you aren't
allowed to take anything with you, that suit case can not come in here.  


The man tells him to check with thee Boss, that he has permission to bring one
suit case with him.  

Sure enough St. Peter checks, and comes back and says, you're right the Boss
says you can bring in one suitcase, but I have to check its contents.  


St. Peter opens the suitcase, and exclaims "You brought pavement?"  

Respectfully,  

Jim Snyder

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HYMNS APPROPRIATE TO THE OCCASION

Dentist's Hymn -- "Crown Him with Many Crowns"
TV Weatherman's Hymn -- "Showers of Blessing"
Contractor's Hymn -- "The Church's One Foundation"
Tailor's Hymn -- "Holy, Holy, Holy"
Golfer's Hymn -- "There Is a Green Hill Far Away"
Politician's  Hymn -- "Standing on the Promises"
IRS Hymn -- "All to Thee"
Gossiper's Hymn -- "Pass it On"
Electrician's Hymn -- "Send the Light"
Shopper's Hymn -- "Sweet By and By"

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