From: 	 heb_roots_chr@mail.geocities.com
Sent: 	 Tuesday, November 25, 1997 12:09 AM
To: 	 Hebraic Heritage Newsgroup
Subject: Microsoft Humor

>From  Tom Holeman   
To: heb_roots_chr@geocities.com
Subject: Microsoft Humor!

Microsoft Corporation today announced its intent to purchase,
copyright, and upgrade God Himself. The new product would be 
named, predictably enough, "Microsoft God," and would be available to
consumers sometime in late 1998. "Too many people feel separated 
fro